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From: Jane & Bryan Subject: For Andy If you log on, & you have the time, can you let us know how you are doing from time to time? & if your lass can from time to time that would be qreat too. bye for now Jane & Bryan Wed 7 May 2008 21:38:05
From: Sallyje Subject: Bish Stuff For those of you who need rugby fix during the summer there is the Tigers Rugby League at Bishop training Wednesdays 6:30ish make sure you come back to us when the league season finishes. I will take some pictures too. For the Ladies There is a Ladies night on Friday at Bish. I have heard from Parkins girlfried that Miss Kitty is quite good. More details at www.bishopaucklandrugby.co.uk Tue 29 Apr 2008 19:46:05
From: sheeny Subject: top man yourself Tomma Just woken up after dozing off reading some of the earlier shite here on the Bishop Auckland message board. You'e right about that bloke "Sheeney" Tomma - its just a shame that his name is so close to mine in spelling. I know I said it face to face on the night, but you're continuing support for NARUFC is brilliant It makes having the piss taken out of me all the more worthwhile - wouldn't change it for a thing! Thanks mate!! Tue 29 Apr 2008 9:34:56
From: tomma Subject: presentation night thanks for a great night . good to see young lads looking proud winning awards. john was great. sheeney was shite! as he said "if you see 2 blokes talking in the street and ones bored shitless- the other ones sheeney"- keep it going sheeney!!top man Mon 28 Apr 2008 23:13:07
From: Soaky Subject: Season is over Cheers lads for a great season we were unlucky,I hope everybody enjoys there time away from the pitch it will be a well deserved 2 months off! Well Done lads Mon 28 Apr 2008 14:35:47
From: Sallyje Subject: Sunday There is a full day of rugby this Sunday at Bishop. 11:00 the first first under 16s match Home to Sunderland and Under 16's Durham County Cup Final Darlington v West Hartlepool. K.O 13:00 as well as the Ted Robinson 7s starting at 1pm more information Bishop Website Fri 25 Apr 2008 15:24:33
From: Jane Subject: TO ALL Well done ! Mon 21 Apr 2008 22:54:05
From: parkin Subject: rugby league anyone fancy playing rugby league this summer? make sure you beat mowden today (but dont let gaz score!) see you all at presentation do tonight. :P Sat 19 Apr 2008 9:22:46
From: tomma Subject: brian ashton what about brian ashton for aycliffes backs coach? he s available. and he looks like a young sheeny. cant wait for the presentation night. the award for the most selective do - sheeny!!!!(for his 70 th.) Fri 18 Apr 2008 21:51:57
From: Sallyje Subject: BARUFC Events Ladies night 2nd May 2008 £10 male dancers, no dangly bits showing. Bank Holiday Family Camp Sun/Mon 25th May £ per plot Mon 14 Apr 2008 16:01:29
From: Soaky Subject: League Wow, where did that come from? A simple yes or no would have done, but I like your style, I really hope we can do it, it would be such an achievement, Especially with the half century coming up, Comm'n Aycliffe 1 last league game,we can do it! Fri 11 Apr 2008 16:00:48
From: Jane Subject: we still have a chance of winning? Soaky Time's Up To my chest my Hands I clasp I deeply breathe I wheeze and gasp My temples throb My mouth is dry My heart beats fast I’m going to die My voice has gone My throat is sore My hands both shake I can take no more I lay my head Upon my knee Now blow the whistle Referee For Aycliffe is sure to win! Thu 10 Apr 2008 23:04:13
From: Soaky Subject: Where are we in the league? Hows it looking coming up to the last game of the Season? Are we still second? Do we still have a chance of winning? Is there any chance of having a up to date league table on the site please? I don't think it has been updated since March Mon 7 Apr 2008 20:17:40
From: Jane & Bryan Subject: Shaun Pettit We thought Shaun Pettit was in America? & playing American football ... what’s happened ? Sorry Guys unable to make race night, we are still decorating… We will be here till next year the way things are going, But that’s one way to get fit so the saying go's . Bye for now Thu 3 Apr 2008 23:25:18
From: Sallyje Subject: Nudist Day Don't forget Nudist Day on Thursday 31st of April. I assume everybody in the club will be participating Tue 1 Apr 2008 10:02:31
From: parkin Subject: bishop any chance of getting an aycliffe against bishop firsts game sorted? will aycliffe be entering a team in the 7's? Wed 26 Mar 2008 15:00:46
From: Sallyje Subject: Shaun Pettit I have put a link to Shauns rugby club on the site under links. If there is anyone else who plays for clubs elsewhere and has connections to this club I will put their link there also Aliance Rugby (Texas Shaun Pettit's Club) Thu 20 Mar 2008 9:48:09
From: Soaky Subject: League How good would that have been on Saturday if it had been a League match we would have gone top, Come on lad's lets do our Best and win our last 2 League games to finish Champions! We can do It! Mon 17 Mar 2008 12:06:52
From: Sallyje Subject: Facebook Paul Soakell has set up a facebook group at www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8695009165 Mon 17 Mar 2008 10:02:22
From: Mad G Subject: RACE NITE Just a reminder boys and girls. The race night fund raising event has a new date and venue. FRIDAY NIGHT 4TH APRIL 2008, AT THE NEWTON AYCLIFFE SCOUTS SUPPORTERS ASSOCIATION CLUB, situated behind the Navy Club. First race is 8pm tickets are Ł2. We hope you will support this event so get your wags and friends down for a laff. Tickets available from Bob, Mad G or Sheeny.Sorry about the venue but the beer IS cheap and its closer to where I live anyway so there! Sat 8 Mar 2008 8:28:32
From: Stu Hindle Subject: Streaking Shiela Oh and I forgot to mention, I went to a Rugby League game on Saturday, Brisbane Broncos Vs Redcliffe, warm up game for the NRL. This Shiela decided to streak across the pitch. Not a pretty sight, I had to look for quite a while to make sure i wasn't seeing things. Mon 3 Mar 2008 10:46:10
From: Stu Hindle Subject: G'day NARUFC, does anyone know Sean Petit's e-mail address? Cheers. How are all you ol' rugby lot doing over there in freezing Blighty? Has Sheeny retired yet? Has Affa returned with his dodgy ankle? Mon 3 Mar 2008 7:05:11
From: sheeny Subject: I've tried not to but .... I've tried not to come onto this board (should it be spelt 'bored' and have a pop at anyone, but in nearly three months - nearly a quarter of the year we've had no craiq, no rugby, and no response to the idea of the race night to raise funds for those going on tour. What to we deduce from this? Possibilities: 1. people don't want a message board - not for craiq and rugby anyway. 2. People aren't bothered about raising tour funds - me and Stuie will run the event for any group that wants to raise money for a good cause (that includes just having a laugh) but the way it works is the group has to sell horses, get bums on seats - at least 60 who will bet, and we'll do the rest. 3. I can hear tumbleweed. 4. Let's hope England can play for two halves or we'll get stuffed tonight. 5. Maddo must be dead. Sat 23 Feb o 10:56:27
From: Jane Subject: FCUK glasses case Thanks Lissy !for keeping a smile on your face when I asked for FCUK glasses case .I'm also smiling now, now that I know what I said. ha There is not many like me you know, that can make a person smile. Anyway Bry say's thanks too . Tue 12 Feb o 22:34:32
From: Bry Subject: Birthday boy Blairso Long Island Ice Tea Recipe for Birthday boy. Only one is recommended for the young . Ingredients • 1/2 oz Vodka • 1/2 oz Tequila • 1/2 oz Light rum • 1/2 oz Gin • 1 dash Coca-Cola • Twist of Lemon peel (or lime) Sat 9 Feb o 10:41:26
From: Sallyje Subject: Joke for Parkin Three little ducks go into a Bar... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles." Thu 7 Feb o 9:35:58
From: parkin Subject: bored im bored Wed 6 Feb o 16:58:46
From: Mad G Subject: Race Night Weigh In! Weigh In! Hurry Hurry, Pure bred thoroughbreds for sale first come first served! 30 horses up for grabs for the fun race night on Saturday 1st March. Each horse costs Ł10 and you can name the horse. No pledges or IOU'S please give a tenner to Mad G or Sheeny and the horse is yours. We need bums on seats so an oppertunity to bring the WAGS or family and friends. The more the merrier. Its all in a good cause. Tickets for the evening are Ł2.50 EACH cheap eh! Fri 1 Feb o 8:05:05
From: Sallyje Subject: Blairso Piss Up Blairso is having a birthday celebration in Newcastle on 16th Feb 2008 after the Match. There was talk of a bus being provided. Thu 31 Jan o 23:23:45
From: Sallyje Subject: Pictures Thank's Soaky -- Sorted now. Thank you Jane for contributing the picture. Mon 28 Jan o 9:25:48
From: sheeny Subject: Problems Soaky, its just you. Everybody knows you've got problems. As for being diverted, try concentrating harder, or try the RAC or AA web sites for up to date traffic news. Mon 28 Jan o 8:44:01
From: Soaky Subject: Problems Where have all the pictures gone from out of the gallery and how come when i try to get on the website, I keep getting diverted somewhere else, does anybody else have this problem. P.S Is there any chance of an updated leage table. Sun 27 Jan o 17:55:16
From: Mad G Subject: January Raffle Apologies for delay of the January Spirit Raffal draw. We have postponed this due to several people not handing in tickets. All tickets sold must be in to put in the hand draw. So please, those who have not yet handed them in do so. Give them to me or Sue or Sheeny. The draw will be held this saturday 26/01/2008. Mon 21 Jan o 7:22:42
From: Jane Subject: Ronny's hair cut for Charity Well I still can’t see any hair on Ronny’s head. I take it none of you have been able to convince Ronny in taking part in this. For which Charity was Ronny growing his hair for again? As much as I like Ronny the way he is No hair & all, it would be fascinating to see Ronny with a head of hair. NO cheating Ronny if you do, Wigs are out. If Ronny takes part in this, grows his hair for Charity. I think the entire players should support Ronny by shaving their own hair off & keeping this hairstyle for a month, with not a single hair on head that is. If you can talk Ronny into this I will sponsor Ronny. Fri 18 Jan o 15:41:59
From: Mad G Subject: DATES FOR YOUR DIARY Happy New Year everyone. Just thought I'd remind you of a few sketches coming up. This weekend is the draw for the January Spirit Draw. SO now is the time to sell those remaining tickets you still have left. Dont forget on Saturday 1st March after the Winlaton HOME GAME. (Hopefully we will get our revenge after last Saturdays result. How unlucky were we?) we are holding our annual race night event. So make sure you plan for this fun night. Tickets will be available soon. Just as important those of you who would like to sponsor a horse the fee is Ł10 each There are 30 available and you can name your own horse. This will be done on a first come first gets basis. See Sheeny or myself with Tenner in hand and the horse is yours. GOOD LUCK Mon 14 Jan o 14:15:50
From: Sallyje Subject: XBox I am looking for a working xbox (not 360) for Samuels 11th birthday on the 19th of January. Fri 11 Jan o 9:51:44
From: Sal Subject: Score Anyone know the score from sat? Sun 30 Dec o 9:31:25
From: sheeny Subject: happy xmas Trevore Hi Trevore. Don\'t know if you\'re out there or on blighty this Christmas Mon 24 Dec o 20:19:23
From: trev Subject: truncation Looks like ive beat sheenys truncation level of 0.02k to 0.00 or has the kremlins got me again oh no theres someone in a funny hat knocking on me door from the warsaw pack. No not the needles again.... Thu 20 Dec o 15:50:53
From: sheeny Subject: pantomime season Where\'s Trveor? He\'s behind you........ Oh no he\'s not.............! Oh yes he is.........! Oh no he\'s not.........! Oh yes he was...........! But he isn\'t now is he ..........! That\'s the way to do it!! Having previously been truncated Thu 20 Dec o 13:01:52
From: trev Subject: Freedom of speech Seems as though only halve of one message out of the last four that I have tried to post on here have made it through either truncation or the gremlins having got it Iam somewhat worried that the cold war is still going on. I was of the understanding that we lived in a society that freedom of speech was the future and that Communism was a thing of the past.My last message that was got by the kremlins did ask some qustions which have been answered by the selective editing of messages on this site.These forums are usally a place for everyone to have there say and a bit of crack and school boy humour not politics. lets get back to basics and use this forum for whats is ment for and not a place for which knowledge of the code being power. Thu 20 Dec o 10:50:17
Hopefully'>From: sheeny Subject: abuse of role I was amazed to see that the end of Trevor\'s message had in fact been physically cut short on this message board rather than by some feature of the web site capacity. The latter would be acceptable the former isn\'t. Since being cut short Wed 19 Dec o 8:56:11
From: Sallyje Subject: truncation Messages are generally truncated at 2k or in Sheenys case 0.02k. Mad G at 200k. Isn\'t power wonderful? You can always email the message if you don\'t want the code to whip into to shape. It could even get a page for it\'s self Mon 17 Dec o 8:37:51
From: Sheeny Subject: Quelle repost - e ees le real Trevore Nice one Trevore Sun 16 Dec o 20:28:32
From: trev Subject: trev is not who he seems - he can\'t be Sheeny Iam afraid iam no doppleganger and now realise the error of my ways in asking for the exposure of the Aymas files to be published on the world wide web having read the Official Secrets Act 1989 (c. 6) 1989 CHAPTER 6 Page 1 of 3 Next First page 1 2 3 Last page Official Secrets Act 1989 (c. 6) 1989 CHAPTER 6 ARRANGEMENT OF SECTIONS Go to Preamble 1. Security and intelligence. 2. Defence. 3. International relations. 4. Crime and special investigation powers. 5. Information resulting from unauthorised disclosures or entrusted in confidence. 6. Information entrusted in confidence to other States or international organisations. 7. Authorised disclosures. 8. Safeguarding of information. 9. Prosecutions. 10. Penalties. 11. Arrest Sun 16 Dec o 12:53:07
From: Mad G Subject: BOTTLES GALORE Just a reminder to those who may or may not know. We are asking everyone to contribute prizes for the SPIRIT DRAW.So please feel free to donate bottles of wine or spirts for the draw wich will be held at NEW YEAR week end.So far 1 BOTTLE has been donated I havnt seen it but Ithink Sheeny has already drank its contents? So so far there are no prizes. HEEEELLLLLPPP! Sat 15 Dec o 9:28:58
From: Mad G Subject: WANTED! SUM FAT LADS! With the magic of the festive season in the air Sat 15 Dec o 9:19:57
From: sheeny Subject: trev is not who he seems - he can\'t be \ Fri 14 Dec o 13:58:05
From: Sallyje Subject: AYXMAS files I don\'t thinks so Fri 14 Dec o 12:50:17
From: trev Subject: AYXmas files Will the AYXMAS files be published on the website. Fri 14 Dec o 12:37:56
From: trev Subject: Xmas Hello stu Have a merry xmas and a happy new year. Best wishes to Jackie and the kids. Fri 14 Dec o 12:36:19
From: Mad G Subject: Oz Xmas Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you and yours Stuie.I can only imagine what its like having a xmas barbie and eating it al fresco in ya shorts and flip flops. Av a goog un all the best to you Jackie and the kids. Stu Mac.Ps Angie said Hello! you lucky people. Wed 12 Dec o 11:55:53
From: Stu Hindle Subject: Xmas I\'ll take this opportunity to wish all you old rugby players that know me a merry christmas and a very drunk new year. I\'ll be having a few drinks in me pool thinking of how cold it was in Blighty Wed 12 Dec o 10:34:06
From: Mad G Subject: Storming The Lounge Just interested to know if we are gonna have a match on 22/12/2007. No fixture posted yet? This needs to be a home match and it would be great to get everyone down with the wives Wed 12 Dec o 8:08:23
From: Soaky Subject: leage Table Is there any chance of having a up to date leage table on the site please? I don\\\'t think it has been updated since October 3rd Tue 11 Dec o 21:56:51
From: Soaky Subject: improvements Hi Tue 11 Dec o 21:50:30
From: Sallyje Subject: re Spirit Draw I have some meths spirit and some sugical spirit. Working on sorting this page out let me know if it needs improvement. Tue 11 Dec o 21:11:49
From: Mad G Subject: Spirit Draw YO HO HO YOU ALL!Just letting you know we are asking everyone to donate bottles of the alcholic kind for the spirit draw that will be drawn at New Year.The idea is to help raise money for the BENTOS sketch in April. So please dig out those bottles you did not manage to sup last year or on subsequent barbies! Did anyone have a barbie this year why wasnt I invited? Please bring the bottles on training nights or Saturday match days I THANYOW! Tue 11 Dec o 19:27:48
From: parkin Subject: advice now that im a spaz for a while what the fook so i do with my tuesdays thursdays and saturdays? any ideas?ps when did this page change from the \\\'lets take the piss out of parkin page to the\\\' jane and sheeny page\\\'? and will someone please remove them stupid smily things please Tue 11 Dec o 17:52:35
From: sheeny Subject: anybody else seeing thongs is it just me or is anybody else seeing these smily facy thongys in the middoil of their massage page. Could be me display settings - I\\\'ve never been optimised for best appearnce. Here we go agin - mental ennit - eight numbers. What if people can\\\'t post cos there mafematcly challenged. Pete Ryans is often. He can regularly be heard to say how much when asked to pay for his pint. Then Mon 10 Dec o 18:38:31
From: sheeny Subject: syntax me syntax is sufferin again. Ikeep fettin back slash after me parenthesis. and me keyborad seems to go out of control and some of me letters disapeasr or duplicate and some of me letters disapeasr or duplicate. This is really good for me mental arithmatic now me batteries have expired........... Sun 9 Dec o 16:58:04
From: sheeny Subject: rikoi So Sun 9 Dec o 16:53:10
From: sallyje Subject: Approval By approval I mean not entered by a robots Tue 4 Dec o 16:29:09
From: sheeny Subject: approval How come messages go to the webmaster \\ Tue 4 Dec o 15:58:07
From: sheeny Subject: a bit naughty Our neighbouring rugby club where they have the ball game has a load of fictitious rugby clubs on their home page + claims they are the only club offering rugby in the district no doubt this is to bring them up on search engines. They even give themselves three different names. The list is as follows: Durham Rugby Club Tue 4 Dec o 15:46:09
From: Sallyje Subject: Suggestions I noticed on Saturday that Winlaton had programs they were selling for Ł1 a shot. Maybe we could do this on home league games to raise fund for the Presentation Evening and 50^th. Could we also sort the water out for matches Tue 4 Dec o 9:32:40
From: afffer Subject: now Is there any of of the old guys visiting here. Not that i an against you techno young uns Gas n woz you old gets. how you doing brian Shite I`m pissed and going to bed Sun 2 Dec o 2:28:19
From: Sheeny Subject: thanks soaky Thanks soaky Fri 30 Nov o 10:33:49
From: gaz Subject: 7\'s im with trev we shud definately bring back the les jones 7\'s. Thu 29 Nov 2007 19:19:13
He wasn\'t wise when he bought his pink underwear and he wasn\'t wise going to see Hairspray with Dave were you Parkin'>From: Soaky Subject: Parkin Parkin wise Thu 29 Nov 2007 17:30:34
From: Jane & Bryan Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARETH & WARREN Thu 29 Nov 2007 15:40:49
From: Jane Subject: Thanks parkin ! Back to Rugby game & winning .Thanks parkin ! The words of a Wise man. Wed 28 Nov 2007 22:40:08
From: parkin Subject: bishop Wed 28 Nov 2007 16:48:44
From: tomma Subject: gemma watch ooooooooooohhhh Tue 27 Nov 2007 21:27:57
From: Jane Subject: for charity My physiotherapist is organising a fancy dress in December for charity. All who takes part in getting fit at the fitness class at will join in. So will anyone sponsor me on this? Thanks! I hope . Not sure what the fancy dress yet. Sun 25 Nov 2007 22:05:32
From: sheeny Subject: get me out of here A band sang it - \ Sun 25 Nov 2007 21:03:41
From: Jane Subject: Tight Anus I do feel for you Stu & I see you have tried anal massage & stretching to help with your tight anus. If I was you go back to your Doctor & ask for some advice on that. Whatever you do try not to panic.Stu Medic advisor would come in handy well more then just handy . S 24 Nov 2007 21:02:19
From: Mad G Subject: Agony Relatives Not only are we looking for a new agony relative since the demise of Penis Pete. (come back all is forgiven) It sounds like we also need a Medic advisor since the resignation of our wonderful phisio Liliment Lil. For goodness sake has anyone got any sound advise for Sheeny\'s Tight Anus? Please apply for any of above posts asap. S 24 Nov 2007 7:07:08
From: Jane Subject: The Voice The Voice S 24 Nov 2007 0:51:28
From: Jane Subject: moth balls & agony aunt Never mind Sheeny just try not to worry too much about moth balls. Mind you this day & age moth balls are out & smelly are in that don’t aggrieved ones sinuses. New agony aunt Stu . Thanks S 24 Nov 2007 0:14:36
From: sheeny Subject: music to me ears The creative juices are already flowing ...... I\'ve always wanted to be called aunt somebody or the other.... Stuie given that you were so sad you\'ve proven inspirational...... the therapeutic world of agony relatives perspiring over responses to gruesome questions of STDs and playing in the nether regions near Bishop Auckland shopping centre where the charity shops bear the hall marks of sophistication and the smell of only the most superior moth balls..... and such like ...... Stuie Fri 23 Nov 2007 21:39:09
From: Mad G Subject: The Voices Fri 23 Nov 2007 16:40:47
From: Mad G Subject: DEAR JANE Fri 23 Nov 2007 16:02:48
From: Sheeny Subject: Not Stated zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz See what I mean Stuie zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz The voices are coming back zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri 23 Nov 2007 15:56:24
From: Jane Subject: Question Mad Giraffe Question Stu where is your smile gone? You do look like you’ve been snowed under with paper work Fri 23 Nov 2007 14:51:07
From: Jane Subject: Trev Les Jones 7s … What a fantastic idea Trev Wed 21 Nov 2007 21:41:24
From: Mad G Subject: Darlowood Sheeny what you on about you bored? I heard your in the film industry nowadays. Are you doing a remake of \'Up and Under\'.Maybe you could cast GEMMA ATKINSON as the coach. Heard Chester le Street are looking for movie moguls to shoot some stuff over there.How do I apply to become an extra? Wed 21 Nov 2007 15:42:54
From: sheeny Subject: trance like state Tomma Wed 21 Nov 2007 8:41:20
From: Trev Subject: on serious note Tue 20 Nov 2007 23:29:57
From: Trev Subject: Jarrow game Tue 20 Nov 2007 23:23:21
From: tomma Subject: maddo where are you maddo? i hope you did not get kidnapped at that ken dodd concert you went to...are you bound and gagged in a lonely jam jar mine in knotty ash?? rsvp good buddy.over.. Tue 20 Nov 2007 22:43:24
From: tomma Subject: traitors is it true that some players have gone to play at bish vegas?.......burn them I say..traitors... Tue 20 Nov 2007 22:40:00
From: tomma Subject: gemma watch aaahhhhhhhhhhhh....good old gemma...its the first time I ve ever done something remarkable in sheenys eyes at narufc..it was worth the wait though! take care sheeny about getting too excited at your age- one cold winter etc etc......have you had your flu jab by the way? xxxxx Tue 20 Nov 2007 22:36:45
From: Jane Subject: Well put Sheeny Ha- ha! Well put Sheeny. But Gemma Atkinson ? You lost me on that one. Nice chatting I’m off to get fit now. Well can but try . Thu 15 Nov 2007 18:36:42
From: Sheeny Subject: book title If \ Thu 15 Nov 2007 17:20:40
From: Mad G Subject: Gemma Atkinson I wonder how many beer mats Gemma Atkinson can balance on her equilibriums? Thu 15 Nov 2007 16:04:36
From: Jane Subject: equilibrium good word Sheeny (equilibrium) good word for balance Thu 15 Nov 2007 15:18:47
From: Sheeny Subject: boredom Another moment in my humdrum day at work Thu 15 Nov 2007 12:31:27
From: Jane Subject: a Newton Aycliffe Rugby Book? Hi Wed 14 Nov 2007 23:42:36
From: tomma Subject: newsflash it has been said that lady mucca (aka heather mills) has been quoted as been rather unstable recently.. paul mc cartney said that 3 beermats under her left leg normally sorted that.. its great to see narufc having a good run of results.ps spoke to a bloke at a party who used to play for tynedale who knew Soa when he first came over with Epi when they played together. small world. lastly Wed 14 Nov 2007 21:52:37
From: Stuart McLean Subject: D A R R Y L Wed 14 Nov 2007 17:06:02 I at U
From: Anth Hyatt Subject: Archived Yes Sheeny long time ago but long after my knees packed in. The first game after I packed in was against Gosforth Amateurs and we got beat 137 - 0 so got out just is time. Miss the craic but wow I can catch up on here. Things never change all p*** takers ha Dont\'t archive me yet still got me boots but no hands!!! Macca- I\'m not concerned about Darryl just me 10 speed racer wirh Shimano gears. Tue 13 Nov 2007 18:19:31
From: Macca Subject: Stu Stu Tue 13 Nov 2007 13:39:57
From: Stu Hindle Subject: Hey Macca you were always welcome round my gaf Tue 13 Nov 2007 10:47:18
From: Macca Subject: Bait/Fishing I thought you did rather well on your fishing trip but just as I thought like the disappearing e-mail Tue 13 Nov 2007 6:25:04
From: Stu Hindle Subject: Yes Anth it\'s a top at the range barbie doll and cooks a lovely \'y\' bone steak and mean snags. I think it was Darryl drinking down at Dolphins the local Rugby League outfit sure did sound like him. Tue 13 Nov 2007 5:40:35
From: Sheeny Subject: invisible message M12 Nov 2007 19:43:55
From: anth hyatt Subject: Aussie Barbie Boy Stu your Steve tells me you have got yourself one of those top of the range barbies. I do hope he mean\'t the grill type and not a plastic doll. What\'s Darryl up to? Is he having a look before leaving blighty for good?? M12 Nov 2007 18:54:47
From: Stu Hindle Subject: When you back from Iraq Macca? give me a ring and I\'ll meet you for a pint in downtown Brisbane. I\'ll bring Daryl along for a chat. You do know he\'s over here don\'t ya. M12 Nov 2007 11:27:16
From: Macca Subject: Hows things Back.. Soaky M12 Nov 2007 6:34:35
From: Soaky Subject: Hows Things? Alright Macca Sun 11 Nov 2007 18:29:18
From: Macca Subject: Oh I think you\'ve Caught a Big One To all Rugby Club personnel involved in the Fishing Trip....I definately think you have caught a big one!!...you showed him the bait and have hooked yourselves a good\'un...The messages and crack have certainly made me smile here in Iraq...P.S Hiya Darryl Sun 11 Nov 2007 9:59:54
From: Darryl Pettit Subject: The Cubby There is some shite printed on this page. No wonder you hav\'nt heard from me for a while. Ive been in rehab recovering from Sheeny\'s crack. Mind Fri 9 Nov 2007 20:44:06
From: Anth Hyatt Subject: bike Darryl can i have my bike back you borrowed 20 years ago. Make sure you pump up the tyres they might be a bit flat!!! I know you wanted to take it for a test ride but not 100 S 10 Nov 2007 23:10:27
From: sheeny Subject: the world wide web ...the world wide what. Could it be that you\'re relating soemthing to spiderman \\\ Wed 7 Nov 2007 21:06:23
From: Soaky Subject: Sheeny I can\'t believe it Wed 7 Nov 2007 17:25:37
From: Stuart McLean Subject: Darryl Pettit I was gutted when Houghton failed to turn up last Saturday but surprised myself when I hung around with the lads for a training sesh! I couldn\'t swear to it but an aperition did turn up out of the bushes looking remarkably like Darryl and actually trained but just as strange he vanished into thin air immediatley after weired or what? I must say who ever it was had the same silky moves and handling skills as Darryl! Wed 7 Nov 2007 17:06:18
From: Bob Malvern Subject: re: Darryl Pettit By the way i think i saw Darryl the other day! But i cant be sure cos i also saw diplodocus (late of the Jurassic era) in me back garden the same day! If you follow the yellow brick road to the Break away click you are bound to find him..... Wed 7 Nov 2007 13:35:22
From: Bob Malvern Subject: re :Worn with pride So what is the original colours/logo - I wish it would stop changing every time you speak to and O.F. (old fart) - I\\\'m sensitive you know.... by the way how many times has your cooker been used? Wed 7 Nov 2007 13:32:03
From: Sallyje Subject: Sheeny I have sorted the overflow problem out. Message are not posted directly if the code does not know your email address. The email address does not have to be genuine just the same each time. The back slash problem I am working on. I take your point about subject matter Wed 7 Nov 2007 11:37:36
From: Sheeny Subject: Now oive got overflow Wed 7 Nov 2007 11:17:25
From: Sheeny Subject: back slash\'s Why is it that whenever I type in anything that I might use to make my messages gramatically correct that back slash\'s appear? Please reply on this message board Wed 7 Nov 2007 9:24:03
From: Sheeny Subject: worn with pride Wed 7 Nov 2007 9:17:30
From: Sheeny Subject: Cooker for sale Technik double oven cooker for sale with integrated gas hob + extractor for sale - ďľŁ350. Wed 7 Nov 2007 9:01:53
From: Sallyje Subject: British computing Society Meeting Tue 6 Nov 2007 12:39:50
From: Jane Subject: What A Rose Can Say A rose can say I love you and want you to be mine S 3 Nov 2007 0:33:49
From: Mad Giraffe Subject: Ball/Short sponsors Whilst there is a thread about sponsors Wed 24 Oct 2007 8:07:43
From: Jane Subject: Logo Hi Stu Tue 23 Oct 2007 10:16:26
From: Mad Giraffe Subject: Logo Thanks Jane. Everyone knows I\'m always full of ideas well I\'m full of summat anyway.I\'ts just my way of involving the community more and I don\'t think it will do the club any harm to tinker with the emblem especially if it helps to enhance the club\'s 50th celebratrions. God knows what the shirt will look like when the commemrotive design is complete with some exciting new sponsors on display. All will be revealed later.You got your pencil out yet has Brian checked if he\'S got any lead in his.LOL. Stu Mon 22 Oct 2007 18:47
From: Jane Subject: Fantastic Idea! S Mclean I read your article in the Newton News. I think that this is fantastic idea. Although some still think that the first Sun 21 Oct 2007 14:12:36
From: Jane Subject: Bob Bob youďľ’re the sports psychoanalyst whatďľ’s your thoughts on message below? Fri 19 Oct 2007 09:27
From: Jane Subject: Input for website for home Hi Input for website for home page. You have heard that students have help and support for any concerns or grieving that they may have. How about the Aycliffe Rugby club running something like this on home page ďľ“HELPS HEREďľ” for new & old players Wed 17 Oct 2007 08:20
From: Soaky Subject: England Comm\\\'n England Sun 14 Oct 2007 10:11
From: Jane Subject: HELP !!!!! The Computer is playing UP!!!! Sat 13 Oct 2007 14:52
From: Jane Subject: Hi Shaun Pettit Hi Shaun Pettit Sat 13 Oct 2007 14:41
From: Jane Subject: Any Art lovers out there? Fri 12 Oct 2007 23:10
From: Stu Hindle Subject: Aw and a big hello from down under to you Tommo! Mon 08 Oct 2007 00:39
From: Stu Hindle Subject: G\\\'day to you all Sun 07 Oct 2007 12:31
From: Mad Giraffe Subject: Neil Hello Neil You may well have already introduced yourself to the club for training. But your more than welcome. Have you got any very big mates? We cud do with some fat boys in the front row.Get your self down on Saturday who knows you mite end up playing. Stu McLean PRO Fri 05 Oct 2007 08:11
From: Mad Giraffe Subject: Ex Pom Suie Hindle G\\\'day cobber. Was shocked to here you sodded off to oz but hope things go well for you. Stil doing the sparky game over there? What chance of a rugby tour over there for absoloutly next to nothing costs I dont fancy Kent this season.Lol.Stu McLean Fri 05 Oct 2007 08:05
From: Macca Subject: Tomma/Bin Laden Tomma Fri 05 Oct 2007 06:59
From: Macca Subject: Stu Hindle G Wed 03 Oct 2007 06:46
From: TOMMA Subject: JOKE has stevies blairs ar*e recovered from the bike ride ?........just ask him -he said it hurt Mon 01 Oct 2007 22:08
From: parkin Subject: saturday are there any pics from saturday kicking about yet? ps Mon 01 Oct 2007 19:44
From: Stu Hindle Subject: G\'day G\'day from down under. Just wondering how your all doing over there in sunny England. Weather here is hot and sunny 30 degrees and it\'s still Spring. Ausies are good crack Mon 01 Oct 2007 08:44
From: Neil Subject: New Starts I just wanted to know what your entry level is for new starts. I haven\\\'t played competitively but Iďľ’m interested to have a go? Sat 29 Sep 2007 21:39
From: tomma Subject: england game friday a splinter group is forming at sedgefield nags heeeeeeed to watch match and to see if couggie is still alive..at least bin laden sends a video out every now and again...open invite..talking of bin laden Thu 27 Sep 2007 21:51
From: Jane Subject: Archive Sally Wed 26 Sep 2007 23:14
From: Sally Subject: Archive Sat 22 Sep 2007 14:48
From: Soaky Subject: Macca Your not exactly Mr Slim yourself \\\'darling\\\' Fri 07 Sep 2007 18:36
From: Macca Subject: Paul Soakey Shit... Paul have you been taking muscle mass powder Fri 07 Sep 2007 06:37
From: Macca Subject: Woz Same to you...but somebody has to look after queen and countries interests and considering the film Sniper was made about me. I just didn\\\'t want anybody to know I was Special Forces but still take a fly\\\'s eye out at 400 yards. Nice to hear from you speak soon... Fri 07 Sep 2007 06:31
From: woz Subject: macca Mon 03 Sep 2007 22:04
From: Macca Subject: Winning Ways Nice to see the results boys a great win by the looks of things...did the other team turn up(ha ha). Keep it up and you will no doubt have a good season see you all in Nov. Sun 02 Sep 2007 10:38
From: J Subject: Mon 13 Aug 2007 13:49
From: Mad Giraffe Subject: WANTED WANTED URGENTLY A reason to play rugby A reason to train A method of tyre removing around ones middle Inspiration to become a role model for all young players. A method for not blowing out of ones backside if one sets foot on the training ground. Contact Mad Giraffe Fri 10 Aug 2007 16:57
From: Jane Subject: Health Info For All on Stinging nettle...Will treat rheumatism (disorders of the muscles and joints) Fri 10 Aug 2007 21:34
From: Jane Subject: Tue 07 Aug 2007 09:22
From: gaz Subject: macca cheers macca will do my best 2 keep the lads dwn. cya soon m8 gaz Sat 04 Aug 2007 12:40
From: Sally Subject: Live Bands at the Turbinia Sat 04 Aug 2007 12:33
From: Jane Subject: AA? :- Thu 02 Aug 2007 09:22
From: Sally Subject: Webpage Mistake I am sorry I got the date of Mid Life Crisis at the Cumby arms wrong. Sun 29 Jul 2007 18:14
From: Macca Subject: Captaincy Gaz Fri 27 Jul 2007 12:31
From: Macca Subject: Knaresborough I will try and be there it sounds like a good day Fri 27 Jul 2007 12:29
From: Soaky Subject: Yo Mac Man What is the date of your arrival back Thu 26 Jul 2007 14:01
From: Macca Subject: Party/Jane/Darryl Cheers Jane you might be right Mon 23 Jul 2007 05:48
If anyone finds this or any message offensive I will remove them Webmaster'>From: Fifth Amendment Subject: Consider this On 19 July 2007 11:10:0 Fri 20 Jul 2007 08:44
From: Darryl (CC) Subject: Macca\\\'s Party Mr.Mclaren.Hope your well... enough to carry a rifle anyway. It sounds like your in desperate need of extra cold Carling. August not too far away. Youll only need two pints and youll be booking a taxi home from the magic toilet. Actually not dissimilar to Bob each Saturday. Keep your head down chor but if you dont any chance of your Focus? Wed 18 Jul 2007 22:44
From: Jane Subject: Hi everyoneďľ… & hi to all the smokers here ďľ… How is the NO smoking coming along? Or have you just chickened out of itďľ… Saying to hell with it! Well Iďľ’m still off the cigarettes & doing ok with thisďľ… See you all at the next gameďľ… Bye for nowďľ… Sat 14 Jul 2007 17:29
From: Jane Subject: On 1 July 2007 9:36:4 Sun 01 Jul 2007 09:51
From: Jane Subject: Hi Macca... Dry for how long did you say? You know the saying... you donďľ’t need the drinkďľ… Itďľ’s only the drink that needs you ďľ… Nice to hear from you. Jane Sun 01 Jul 2007 09:36
From: Macca Subject: Maddo Definately on the piss when I get back down the club Thu 21 Jun 2007 05:53
From: Lenny. Subject: God afternoon all - On Late shift this week so Training for me is confined to the Gym and pounding the roads Wed 20 Jun 2007 15:47
From: Maddo Subject: Macca Wed 20 Jun 2007 13:03
From: Macca Subject: Trev Cheers mate but no sun tan Fri 15 Jun 2007 09:06
From: Trev Subject: Macca hello mate Nice to hear your getting a nice tan at the tax payer expence. Just make sure you dont have a game over there or there will be hell on. take care and keep the sand out your helmet. trev Tue 12 Jun 2007 12:53
From: Macca Subject: Booze Quiz I thought I would get more than the very poor score of 31 Tue 12 Jun 2007 09:22
From: Macca Subject: Ha ha ha....Very funny Sat 09 Jun 2007 09:48
From: Bob Malvern Subject: Macca You know that convoy that was fired on recently... what they didn\\\'t tell you was it was friendly fire... someone told macca that there was a rhino running loose!!! think about it!! Fri 08 Jun 2007 17:43
From: Bob Malvern Subject: AGM Sunday the message should have read that the AGM starts at 11am. There will be a discussion on the possibility of a new club emblem Fri 08 Jun 2007 17:41
From: Bob Subject: Text Message All players need to make special effort to attend the rugby club AGM. All need to vote on new club logo 4 the 50th anniversary. 10.30am sunday 10th june. Wed 06 Jun 2007 18:59
From: Macca Subject: Iraq Nice to know that someone reads the website Maddo Tue 05 Jun 2007 06:11
From: Maddo Subject: Macca Macca Mon 04 Jun 2007 11:16
From: Macca Subject: Paul\\\'s Wedding Good luck mate on your big day and also belated congratulations to big bob well done mate it was about time.... ha ha ha see you all in the later part of the year... Macca IRAQ Sun 27 May 2007 08:12
From: Drew Subject: sponsered run Wed 23 May 2007 15:17
From: Message can be viewed either on pdf or an open document format odt(Google or OpenOffice) or even html Subject: 1197412118
On 12 May 2008 at 10:18:33 184 messages

Guest Book
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From: Jane & Bryan
Subject: For Andy

If you log on, & you have the time, can you let us know how you are doing from time to time? & if your lass can from time to time that would be qreat too.

bye for now

Jane & Bryan

Wed 7 May 2008 21:38:05

From: Sallyje
Subject: Bish Stuff
For those of you who need rugby fix during the summer there is the Tigers Rugby League at Bishop training Wednesdays 6:30ish make sure you come back to us when the league season finishes. I will take some pictures too.

For the Ladies
There is a Ladies night on Friday at Bish. I have heard from Parkins girlfried that Miss Kitty is quite good.

More details at www.bishopaucklandrugby.co.uk
Tue 29 Apr 2008 19:46:05

From: sheeny
Subject: top man yourself Tomma
Just woken up after dozing off reading some of the earlier shite here on the Bishop Auckland message board. You'e right about that bloke "Sheeney" Tomma - its just a shame that his name is so close to mine in spelling.

I know I said it face to face on the night, but you're continuing support for NARUFC is brilliant It makes having the piss taken out of me all the more worthwhile - wouldn't change it for a thing! Thanks mate!!
Tue 29 Apr 2008 9:34:56

From: tomma
Subject: presentation night
thanks for a great night . good to see young lads looking proud winning awards.
john was great. sheeney was shite!
as he said "if you see 2 blokes talking in the street and ones bored shitless- the other ones sheeney"- keep it going sheeney!!top man
Mon 28 Apr 2008 23:13:07

From: Soaky
Subject: Season is over
Cheers lads for a great season we were unlucky,I hope everybody enjoys there time away from the pitch it will be a well deserved 2 months off!

Well Done lads
Mon 28 Apr 2008 14:35:47

From: Sallyje
Subject: Sunday
There is a full day of rugby this Sunday at Bishop. 11:00 the first first under 16s match Home to Sunderland and Under 16's Durham County Cup Final Darlington v West Hartlepool. K.O 13:00 as well as the Ted Robinson 7s starting at 1pm more information Bishop Website
Fri 25 Apr 2008 15:24:33

From: Jane
Subject: TO ALL
Well done !
Mon 21 Apr 2008 22:54:05

From: parkin
Subject: rugby league
anyone fancy playing rugby league this summer?

make sure you beat mowden today (but dont let gaz score!)

see you all at presentation do tonight. :P
Sat 19 Apr 2008 9:22:46

From: tomma
Subject: brian ashton
what about brian ashton for aycliffes backs coach?
he s available. and he looks like a young sheeny.
cant wait for the presentation night. the award for the most selective do - sheeny!!!!(for his 70 th.)
Fri 18 Apr 2008 21:51:57

From: Sallyje
Subject: BARUFC Events
Ladies night 2nd May 2008 £10 male dancers, no dangly bits showing.

Bank Holiday Family Camp Sun/Mon 25th May £ per plot
Mon 14 Apr 2008 16:01:29

From: Soaky
Subject: League
Wow, where did that come from? A simple yes or no would have done, but I like your style, I really hope we can do it, it would be such an achievement, Especially with the half century coming up, Comm'n Aycliffe 1 last league game,we can do it!
Fri 11 Apr 2008 16:00:48

From: Jane
Subject: we still have a chance of winning?

Soaky

Time's Up

To my chest my
Hands I clasp
I deeply breathe
I wheeze and gasp
My temples throb
My mouth is dry
My heart beats fast
I’m going to die
My voice has gone
My throat is sore
My hands both shake
I can take no more
I lay my head
Upon my knee
Now blow the whistle
Referee
For Aycliffe is sure to win!

Thu 10 Apr 2008 23:04:13

From: Soaky
Subject: Where are we in the league?
Hows it looking coming up to the last game of the Season? Are we still second? Do we still have a chance of winning? Is there any chance of having a up to date league table on the site please? I don't think it has been updated since March

Mon 7 Apr 2008 20:17:40

From: Jane & Bryan
Subject: Shaun Pettit
We thought Shaun Pettit was in America? & playing American football ... what’s happened ? Sorry Guys unable to make race night, we are still decorating… We will be here till next year the way things are going, But that’s one way to get fit so the saying go's . Bye for now

Thu 3 Apr 2008 23:25:18

From: Sallyje
Subject: Nudist Day
Don't forget Nudist Day on Thursday 31st of April. I assume everybody in the club will be participating
Tue 1 Apr 2008 10:02:31

From: parkin
Subject: bishop
any chance of getting an aycliffe against bishop firsts game sorted?

will aycliffe be entering a team in the 7's?
Wed 26 Mar 2008 15:00:46

From: Sallyje
Subject: Shaun Pettit
I have put a link to Shauns rugby club on the site under links. If there is anyone else who plays for clubs elsewhere and has connections to this club I will put their link there also

Aliance Rugby (Texas Shaun Pettit's Club)
Thu 20 Mar 2008 9:48:09

From: Soaky
Subject: League
How good would that have been on Saturday if it had been a League match we would have gone top, Come on lad's lets do our Best and win our last 2 League games to finish Champions! We can do It!
Mon 17 Mar 2008 12:06:52

From: Sallyje
Subject: Facebook
Paul Soakell has set up a facebook group at www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8695009165

Mon 17 Mar 2008 10:02:22

From: Mad G
Subject: RACE NITE
Just a reminder boys and girls. The race night fund raising event has a new date and venue. FRIDAY NIGHT 4TH APRIL 2008, AT THE NEWTON AYCLIFFE SCOUTS SUPPORTERS ASSOCIATION CLUB, situated behind the Navy Club. First race is 8pm tickets are Ł2. We hope you will support this event so get your wags and friends down for a laff. Tickets available from Bob, Mad G or Sheeny.Sorry about the venue but the beer IS cheap and its closer to where I live anyway so there!
Sat 8 Mar 2008 8:28:32

From: Stu Hindle
Subject: Streaking Shiela
Oh and I forgot to mention, I went to a Rugby League game on Saturday, Brisbane Broncos Vs Redcliffe, warm up game for the NRL. This Shiela decided to streak across the pitch. Not a pretty sight, I had to look for quite a while to make sure i wasn't seeing things.
Mon 3 Mar 2008 10:46:10

From: Stu Hindle
Subject:
G'day NARUFC, does anyone know Sean Petit's e-mail address? Cheers.
How are all you ol' rugby lot doing over there in freezing Blighty? Has Sheeny retired yet? Has Affa returned with his dodgy ankle?
Mon 3 Mar 2008 7:05:11

From: sheeny
Subject: I've tried not to but ....
I've tried not to come onto this board (should it be spelt 'bored'

and have a pop at anyone, but in nearly three months - nearly a quarter of the year we've had no craiq, no rugby, and no response to the idea of the race night to raise funds for those going on tour. What to we deduce from this? Possibilities: 1. people don't want a message board - not for craiq and rugby anyway. 2. People aren't bothered about raising tour funds - me and Stuie will run the event for any group that wants to raise money for a good cause (that includes just having a laugh) but the way it works is the group has to sell horses, get bums on seats - at least 60 who will bet, and we'll do the rest. 3. I can hear tumbleweed. 4. Let's hope England can play for two halves or we'll get stuffed tonight. 5. Maddo must be dead.
Sat 23 Feb o 10:56:27

From: Jane
Subject: FCUK glasses case
Thanks Lissy !for keeping a smile on your face when I asked for FCUK glasses case .I'm also smiling now, now that I know what I said. ha There is not many like me you know, that can make a person smile. Anyway Bry say's thanks too .
Tue 12 Feb o 22:34:32

From: Bry
Subject: Birthday boy
Blairso
Long Island Ice Tea Recipe for Birthday boy. Only one is recommended for the young .
Ingredients
• 1/2 oz Vodka
• 1/2 oz Tequila
• 1/2 oz Light rum
• 1/2 oz Gin
• 1 dash Coca-Cola
• Twist of Lemon peel (or lime)

Sat 9 Feb o 10:41:26

From: Sallyje
Subject: Joke for Parkin
Three little ducks go into a Bar...
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been,
Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck
want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
she said, batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles."

Thu 7 Feb o 9:35:58

From: parkin
Subject: bored
im bored
Wed 6 Feb o 16:58:46

From: Mad G
Subject: Race Night
Weigh In! Weigh In!
Hurry Hurry, Pure bred thoroughbreds for sale first come first served! 30 horses up for grabs for the fun race night on Saturday 1st March. Each horse costs Ł10 and you can name the horse. No pledges or IOU'S please give a tenner to Mad G or Sheeny and the horse is yours. We need bums on seats so an oppertunity to bring the WAGS or family and friends. The more the merrier. Its all in a good cause. Tickets for the evening are Ł2.50 EACH cheap eh!
Fri 1 Feb o 8:05:05

From: Sallyje
Subject: Blairso Piss Up
Blairso is having a birthday celebration in Newcastle on 16th Feb 2008 after the Match. There was talk of a bus being provided.
Thu 31 Jan o 23:23:45

From: Sallyje
Subject: Pictures
Thank's Soaky -- Sorted now. Thank you Jane for contributing the picture.
Mon 28 Jan o 9:25:48

From: sheeny
Subject: Problems
Soaky, its just you. Everybody knows you've got problems. As for being diverted, try concentrating harder, or try the RAC or AA web sites for up to date traffic news.
Mon 28 Jan o 8:44:01

From: Soaky
Subject: Problems
Where have all the pictures gone from out of the gallery and how come when i try to get on the website, I keep getting diverted somewhere else, does anybody else have this problem.
P.S Is there any chance of an updated leage table.
Sun 27 Jan o 17:55:16

From: Mad G
Subject: January Raffle
Apologies for delay of the January Spirit Raffal draw. We have postponed this due to several people not handing in tickets. All tickets sold must be in to put in the hand draw. So please, those who have not yet handed them in do so. Give them to me or Sue or Sheeny. The draw will be held this saturday 26/01/2008.
Mon 21 Jan o 7:22:42

From: Jane
Subject: Ronny's hair cut for Charity
Well I still can’t see any hair on Ronny’s head. I take it none of you have been able to convince Ronny in taking part in this. For which Charity was Ronny growing his hair for again? As much as I like Ronny the way he is No hair & all, it would be fascinating to see Ronny with a head of hair. NO cheating Ronny if you do, Wigs are out. If Ronny takes part in this, grows his hair for Charity. I think the entire players should support Ronny by shaving their own hair off & keeping this hairstyle for a month, with not a single hair on head that is. If you can talk Ronny into this I will sponsor Ronny.
Fri 18 Jan o 15:41:59

From: Mad G
Subject: DATES FOR YOUR DIARY
Happy New Year everyone.

Just thought I'd remind you of a few sketches coming up. This weekend is the draw for the January Spirit Draw. SO now is the time to sell those remaining tickets you still have left.

Dont forget on Saturday 1st March after the Winlaton HOME GAME. (Hopefully we will get our revenge after last Saturdays result. How unlucky were we?) we are holding our annual race night event. So make sure you plan for this fun night. Tickets will be available soon. Just as important those of you who would like to sponsor a horse the fee is Ł10 each There are 30 available and you can name your own horse. This will be done on a first come first gets basis. See Sheeny or myself with Tenner in hand and the horse is yours. GOOD LUCK
Mon 14 Jan o 14:15:50

From: Sallyje
Subject: XBox
I am looking for a working xbox (not 360) for Samuels 11th birthday on the 19th of January.
Fri 11 Jan o 9:51:44

From: Sal
Subject: Score
Anyone know the score from sat?
Sun 30 Dec o 9:31:25

From: sheeny
Subject: happy xmas Trevore
Hi Trevore. Don\'t know if you\'re out there or on blighty this Christmas
Mon 24 Dec o 20:19:23

From: trev
Subject: truncation
Looks like ive beat sheenys truncation level of 0.02k to 0.00 or has the kremlins got me again oh no theres someone in a funny hat knocking on me door from the warsaw pack. No not the needles again....
Thu 20 Dec o 15:50:53

From: sheeny
Subject: pantomime season
Where\'s Trveor? He\'s behind you........ Oh no he\'s not.............! Oh yes he is.........! Oh no he\'s not.........! Oh yes he was...........! But he isn\'t now is he ..........! That\'s the way to do it!! Having previously been truncated
Thu 20 Dec o 13:01:52

From: trev
Subject: Freedom of speech
Seems as though only halve of one message out of the last four that I have tried to post on here have made it through either truncation or the gremlins having got it Iam somewhat worried that the cold war is still going on. I was of the understanding that we lived in a society that freedom of speech was the future and that Communism was a thing of the past.My last message that was got by the kremlins did ask some qustions which have been answered by the selective editing of messages on this site.These forums are usally a place for everyone to have there say and a bit of crack and school boy humour not politics. lets get back to basics and use this forum for whats is ment for and not a place for which knowledge of the code being power.
Thu 20 Dec o 10:50:17

Hopefully'>From: sheeny
Subject: abuse of role
I was amazed to see that the end of Trevor\'s message had in fact been physically cut short on this message board rather than by some feature of the web site capacity. The latter would be acceptable the former isn\'t. Since being cut short
Wed 19 Dec o 8:56:11

From: Sallyje
Subject: truncation
Messages are generally truncated at 2k or in Sheenys case 0.02k. Mad G at 200k.

Isn\'t power wonderful?

You can always email the message if you don\'t want the code to whip into to shape. It could even get a page for it\'s self
Mon 17 Dec o 8:37:51

From: Sheeny
Subject: Quelle repost - e ees le real Trevore
Nice one Trevore
Sun 16 Dec o 20:28:32

From: trev
Subject: trev is not who he seems - he can\'t be
Sheeny Iam afraid iam no doppleganger and now realise the error of my ways in asking for the exposure of the Aymas files to be published on the world wide web having read the Official Secrets Act 1989 (c. 6)
1989 CHAPTER 6 Page 1 of 3
Next
First page 1 2 3 Last page

Official Secrets Act 1989 (c. 6)
1989 CHAPTER 6
ARRANGEMENT OF SECTIONS
Go to Preamble

1. Security and intelligence.
2. Defence.
3. International relations.
4. Crime and special investigation powers.
5. Information resulting from unauthorised disclosures or entrusted in confidence.
6. Information entrusted in confidence to other States or international organisations.
7. Authorised disclosures.
8. Safeguarding of information.
9. Prosecutions.
10. Penalties.
11. Arrest
Sun 16 Dec o 12:53:07

From: Mad G
Subject: BOTTLES GALORE
Just a reminder to those who may or may not know. We are asking everyone to contribute prizes for the SPIRIT DRAW.So please feel free to donate bottles of wine or spirts for the draw wich will be held at NEW YEAR week end.So far 1 BOTTLE has been donated I havnt seen it but Ithink Sheeny has already drank its contents? So so far there are no prizes. HEEEELLLLLPPP!
Sat 15 Dec o 9:28:58

From: Mad G
Subject: WANTED! SUM FAT LADS!
With the magic of the festive season in the air
Sat 15 Dec o 9:19:57

From: sheeny
Subject: trev is not who he seems - he can\'t be
\
Fri 14 Dec o 13:58:05

From: Sallyje
Subject: AYXMAS files
I don\'t thinks so
Fri 14 Dec o 12:50:17

From: trev
Subject: AYXmas files
Will the AYXMAS files be published on the website.

Fri 14 Dec o 12:37:56

From: trev
Subject: Xmas
Hello stu

Have a merry xmas and a happy new year. Best wishes to Jackie and the kids.
Fri 14 Dec o 12:36:19

From: Mad G
Subject: Oz Xmas
Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you and yours Stuie.I can only imagine what its like having a xmas barbie and eating it al fresco in ya shorts and flip flops. Av a goog un all the best to you Jackie and the kids. Stu Mac.Ps Angie said Hello! you lucky people.
Wed 12 Dec o 11:55:53

From: Stu Hindle
Subject: Xmas
I\'ll take this opportunity to wish all you old rugby players that know me a merry christmas and a very drunk new year. I\'ll be having a few drinks in me pool thinking of how cold it was in Blighty
Wed 12 Dec o 10:34:06

From: Mad G
Subject: Storming The Lounge
Just interested to know if we are gonna have a match on 22/12/2007. No fixture posted yet? This needs to be a home match and it would be great to get everyone down with the wives
Wed 12 Dec o 8:08:23

From: Soaky
Subject: leage Table
Is there any chance of having a up to date leage table on the site please? I don\\\'t think it has been updated since October 3rd
Tue 11 Dec o 21:56:51

From: Soaky
Subject: improvements
Hi
Tue 11 Dec o 21:50:30

From: Sallyje
Subject: re Spirit Draw
I have some meths spirit and some sugical spirit.
Working on sorting this page out let me know if it needs improvement.
Tue 11 Dec o 21:11:49

From: Mad G
Subject: Spirit Draw
YO HO HO YOU ALL!Just letting you know we are asking everyone to donate bottles of the alcholic kind for the spirit draw that will be drawn at New Year.The idea is to help raise money for the BENTOS sketch in April. So please dig out those bottles you did not manage to sup last year or on subsequent barbies! Did anyone have a barbie this year why wasnt I invited? Please bring the bottles on training nights or Saturday match days I THANYOW!
Tue 11 Dec o 19:27:48

From: parkin
Subject: advice
now that im a spaz for a while what the fook so i do with my tuesdays thursdays and saturdays? any ideas?ps when did this page change from the \\\'lets take the piss out of parkin page to the\\\' jane and sheeny page\\\'? and will someone please remove them stupid smily things please
Tue 11 Dec o 17:52:35

From: sheeny
Subject: anybody else seeing thongs
is it just me or is anybody else seeing these smily facy thongys in the middoil of their massage page. Could be me display settings - I\\\'ve never been optimised for best appearnce. Here we go agin - mental ennit - eight numbers. What if people can\\\'t post cos there mafematcly challenged. Pete Ryans is often. He can regularly be heard to say how much when asked to pay for his pint. Then
Mon 10 Dec o 18:38:31

From: sheeny
Subject: syntax
me syntax is sufferin again. Ikeep fettin back slash after me parenthesis. and me keyborad seems to go out of control and some of me letters disapeasr or duplicate and some of me letters disapeasr or duplicate. This is really good for me mental arithmatic now me batteries have expired...........
Sun 9 Dec o 16:58:04

From: sheeny
Subject: rikoi
So
Sun 9 Dec o 16:53:10

From: sallyje
Subject: Approval
By approval I mean not entered by a robots
Tue 4 Dec o 16:29:09

From: sheeny
Subject: approval
How come messages go to the webmaster \\
Tue 4 Dec o 15:58:07

From: sheeny
Subject: a bit naughty
Our neighbouring rugby club where they have the ball game has a load of fictitious rugby clubs on their home page + claims they are the only club offering rugby in the district no doubt this is to bring them up on search engines. They even give themselves three different names. The list is as follows: Durham Rugby Club
Tue 4 Dec o 15:46:09

From: Sallyje
Subject: Suggestions

I noticed on Saturday that Winlaton had programs they were selling for Ł1 a shot. Maybe we could do this on home league games to raise fund for the Presentation Evening and 50^th.

Could we also sort the water out for matches

Tue 4 Dec o 9:32:40

From: afffer
Subject: now
Is there any of of the old guys visiting here. Not that i an against you techno young uns Gas n woz you old gets. how you doing brian
Shite I`m pissed and going to bed
Sun 2 Dec o 2:28:19

From: Sheeny
Subject: thanks soaky
Thanks soaky
Fri 30 Nov o 10:33:49

From: gaz
Subject: 7\'s
im with trev we shud definately bring back the les jones 7\'s.
Thu 29 Nov 2007 19:19:13

He wasn\'t wise when he bought his pink underwear and he wasn\'t wise going to see Hairspray with Dave were you Parkin'>From: Soaky
Subject: Parkin
Parkin wise
Thu 29 Nov 2007 17:30:34

From: Jane & Bryan
Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARETH & WARREN

Thu 29 Nov 2007 15:40:49

From: Jane
Subject: Thanks parkin !
Back to Rugby game & winning .Thanks parkin ! The words of a Wise man.
Wed 28 Nov 2007 22:40:08

From: parkin
Subject: bishop

Wed 28 Nov 2007 16:48:44

From: tomma
Subject: gemma watch
ooooooooooohhhh
Tue 27 Nov 2007 21:27:57

From: Jane
Subject: for charity
My physiotherapist is organising a fancy dress in December for charity. All who takes part in getting fit at the fitness class at will join in. So will anyone sponsor me on this? Thanks! I hope . Not sure what the fancy dress yet.
Sun 25 Nov 2007 22:05:32

From: sheeny
Subject: get me out of here
A band sang it - \
Sun 25 Nov 2007 21:03:41

From: Jane
Subject: Tight Anus
I do feel for you Stu & I see you have tried anal massage & stretching to help with your tight anus. If I was you go back to your Doctor & ask for some advice on that. Whatever you do try not to panic.Stu Medic advisor would come in handy well more then just handy .
S 24 Nov 2007 21:02:19

From: Mad G
Subject: Agony Relatives
Not only are we looking for a new agony relative since the demise of Penis Pete.
(come back all is forgiven)
It sounds like we also need a Medic advisor since the resignation of our wonderful phisio Liliment Lil. For goodness sake has anyone got any sound advise for Sheeny\'s Tight Anus? Please apply for any of above posts asap.
S 24 Nov 2007 7:07:08

From: Jane
Subject: The Voice
The Voice
S 24 Nov 2007 0:51:28

From: Jane
Subject: moth balls & agony aunt
Never mind Sheeny just try not to worry too much about moth balls. Mind you this day & age moth balls are out & smelly are in that don’t aggrieved ones sinuses.

New agony aunt Stu . Thanks
S 24 Nov 2007 0:14:36

From: sheeny
Subject: music to me ears
The creative juices are already flowing ...... I\'ve always wanted to be called aunt somebody or the other.... Stuie given that you were so sad you\'ve proven inspirational...... the therapeutic world of agony relatives perspiring over responses to gruesome questions of STDs and playing in the nether regions near Bishop Auckland shopping centre where the charity shops bear the hall marks of sophistication and the smell of only the most superior moth balls..... and such like ...... Stuie
Fri 23 Nov 2007 21:39:09

From: Mad G
Subject: The Voices

Fri 23 Nov 2007 16:40:47

From: Mad G
Subject: DEAR JANE

Fri 23 Nov 2007 16:02:48

From: Sheeny
Subject: Not Stated
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

See what I mean Stuie
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The voices are coming back

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Fri 23 Nov 2007 15:56:24

From: Jane
Subject: Question Mad Giraffe
Question Stu where is your smile gone? You do look like you’ve been snowed under with paper work
Fri 23 Nov 2007 14:51:07

From: Jane
Subject: Trev
Les Jones 7s … What a fantastic idea Trev
Wed 21 Nov 2007 21:41:24

From: Mad G
Subject: Darlowood
Sheeny what you on about you bored? I heard your in the film industry nowadays. Are you doing a remake of \'Up and Under\'.Maybe you could cast GEMMA ATKINSON as the coach. Heard Chester le Street are looking for movie moguls to shoot some stuff over there.How do I apply to become an extra?
Wed 21 Nov 2007 15:42:54

From: sheeny
Subject: trance like state
Tomma
Wed 21 Nov 2007 8:41:20

From: Trev
Subject: on serious note

Tue 20 Nov 2007 23:29:57

From: Trev
Subject: Jarrow game

Tue 20 Nov 2007 23:23:21

From: tomma
Subject: maddo
where are you maddo? i hope you did not get kidnapped at that ken dodd concert you went to...are you bound and gagged in a lonely jam jar mine in knotty ash?? rsvp good buddy.over..
Tue 20 Nov 2007 22:43:24

From: tomma
Subject: traitors
is it true that some players have gone to play at bish vegas?.......burn them I say..traitors...
Tue 20 Nov 2007 22:40:00

From: tomma
Subject: gemma watch
aaahhhhhhhhhhhh....good old gemma...its the first time I ve ever done something remarkable in sheenys eyes at narufc..it was worth the wait though! take care sheeny about getting too excited at your age- one cold winter etc etc......have you had your flu jab by the way? xxxxx
Tue 20 Nov 2007 22:36:45

From: Jane
Subject: Well put Sheeny
Ha- ha! Well put Sheeny. But Gemma Atkinson ? You lost me on that one. Nice chatting I’m off to get fit now. Well can but try .
Thu 15 Nov 2007 18:36:42

From: Sheeny
Subject: book title
If \
Thu 15 Nov 2007 17:20:40

From: Mad G
Subject: Gemma Atkinson
I wonder how many beer mats Gemma Atkinson can balance on her equilibriums?
Thu 15 Nov 2007 16:04:36

From: Jane
Subject: equilibrium good word
Sheeny (equilibrium) good word for balance
Thu 15 Nov 2007 15:18:47

From: Sheeny
Subject: boredom
Another moment in my humdrum day at work
Thu 15 Nov 2007 12:31:27

From: Jane
Subject: a Newton Aycliffe Rugby Book?
Hi
Wed 14 Nov 2007 23:42:36

From: tomma
Subject: newsflash
it has been said that lady mucca (aka heather mills) has been quoted as been rather unstable recently.. paul mc cartney said that 3 beermats under her left leg normally sorted that..
its great to see narufc having a good run of results.ps spoke to a bloke at a party who used to play for tynedale who knew Soa when he first came over with Epi when they played together. small world. lastly
Wed 14 Nov 2007 21:52:37

From: Stuart McLean
Subject: D A R R Y L
Wed 14 Nov 2007 17:06:02
I at U

From: Anth Hyatt
Subject: Archived
Yes Sheeny long time ago but long after my knees packed in. The first game after I packed in was against Gosforth Amateurs and we got beat 137 - 0 so got out just is time. Miss the craic but wow I can catch up on here. Things never change all p*** takers ha
Dont\'t archive me yet still got me boots but no hands!!!
Macca- I\'m not concerned about Darryl just me 10 speed racer wirh Shimano gears.
Tue 13 Nov 2007 18:19:31

From: Macca
Subject: Stu
Stu
Tue 13 Nov 2007 13:39:57

From: Stu Hindle
Subject:
Hey Macca you were always welcome round my gaf
Tue 13 Nov 2007 10:47:18

From: Macca
Subject: Bait/Fishing
I thought you did rather well on your fishing trip but just as I thought like the disappearing e-mail
Tue 13 Nov 2007 6:25:04

From: Stu Hindle
Subject:
Yes Anth it\'s a top at the range barbie doll and cooks a lovely \'y\' bone steak and mean snags. I think it was Darryl drinking down at Dolphins the local Rugby League outfit sure did sound like him.
Tue 13 Nov 2007 5:40:35

From: Sheeny
Subject: invisible message

M12 Nov 2007 19:43:55

From: anth hyatt
Subject: Aussie Barbie Boy
Stu your Steve tells me you have got yourself one of those top of the range barbies. I do hope he mean\'t the grill type and not a plastic doll. What\'s Darryl up to? Is he having a look before leaving blighty for good??
M12 Nov 2007 18:54:47

From: Stu Hindle
Subject:
When you back from Iraq Macca? give me a ring and I\'ll meet you for a pint in downtown Brisbane. I\'ll bring Daryl along for a chat. You do know he\'s over here don\'t ya.
M12 Nov 2007 11:27:16

From: Macca
Subject: Hows things Back..
Soaky
M12 Nov 2007 6:34:35

From: Soaky
Subject: Hows Things?
Alright Macca
Sun 11 Nov 2007 18:29:18

From: Macca
Subject: Oh I think you\'ve Caught a Big One
To all Rugby Club personnel involved in the Fishing Trip....I definately think you have caught a big one!!...you showed him the bait and have hooked yourselves a good\'un...The messages and crack have certainly made me smile here in Iraq...P.S Hiya Darryl
Sun 11 Nov 2007 9:59:54

From: Darryl Pettit
Subject: The Cubby
There is some shite printed on this page. No wonder you hav\'nt heard from me for a while. Ive been in rehab recovering from Sheeny\'s crack. Mind
Fri 9 Nov 2007 20:44:06

From: Anth Hyatt
Subject: bike
Darryl can i have my bike back you borrowed 20 years ago. Make sure you pump up the tyres they might be a bit flat!!! I know you wanted to take it for a test ride but not 100
S 10 Nov 2007 23:10:27

From: sheeny
Subject: the world wide web
...the world wide what. Could it be that you\'re relating soemthing to spiderman \\\
Wed 7 Nov 2007 21:06:23

From: Soaky
Subject: Sheeny
I can\'t believe it
Wed 7 Nov 2007 17:25:37

From: Stuart McLean
Subject: Darryl Pettit
I was gutted when Houghton failed to turn up last Saturday but surprised myself when I hung around with the lads for a training sesh! I couldn\'t swear to it but an aperition did turn up out of the bushes looking remarkably like Darryl and actually trained but just as strange he vanished into thin air immediatley after weired or what? I must say who ever it was had the same silky moves and handling skills as Darryl!
Wed 7 Nov 2007 17:06:18

From: Bob Malvern
Subject: re: Darryl Pettit
By the way i think i saw Darryl the other day! But i cant be sure cos i also saw diplodocus (late of the Jurassic era) in me back garden the same day! If you follow the yellow brick road to the Break away click you are bound to find him.....
Wed 7 Nov 2007 13:35:22

From: Bob Malvern
Subject: re :Worn with pride
So what is the original colours/logo - I wish it would stop changing every time you speak to and O.F. (old fart) - I\\\'m sensitive you know.... by the way how many times has your cooker been used?
Wed 7 Nov 2007 13:32:03

From: Sallyje
Subject: Sheeny

I have sorted the overflow problem out.

Message are not posted directly if the code does not know your email address. The email address does not have to be genuine just the same each time.

The back slash problem I am working on.

I take your point about subject matter
Wed 7 Nov 2007 11:37:36

From: Sheeny
Subject: Now oive got overflow

Wed 7 Nov 2007 11:17:25

From: Sheeny
Subject: back slash\'s
Why is it that whenever I type in anything that I might use to make my messages gramatically correct that back slash\'s appear? Please reply on this message board
Wed 7 Nov 2007 9:24:03

From: Sheeny
Subject: worn with pride

Wed 7 Nov 2007 9:17:30

From: Sheeny
Subject: Cooker for sale
Technik double oven cooker for sale with integrated gas hob + extractor for sale - ďľŁ350.
Wed 7 Nov 2007 9:01:53

From: Sallyje
Subject: British computing Society Meeting

Tue 6 Nov 2007 12:39:50

From: Jane
Subject: What A Rose Can Say
A rose can say I love you and want you to be mine
S 3 Nov 2007 0:33:49

From: Mad Giraffe
Subject: Ball/Short sponsors
Whilst there is a thread about sponsors
Wed 24 Oct 2007 8:07:43

From: Jane
Subject: Logo
Hi Stu
Tue 23 Oct 2007 10:16:26

From: Mad Giraffe
Subject: Logo
Thanks Jane. Everyone knows I\'m always full of ideas well I\'m full of summat anyway.I\'ts just my way of involving the community more and I don\'t think it will do the club any harm to tinker with the emblem especially if it helps to enhance the club\'s 50th celebratrions. God knows what the shirt will look like when the commemrotive design is complete with some exciting new sponsors on display. All will be revealed later.You got your pencil out yet has Brian checked if he\'S got any lead in his.LOL.
Stu
Mon 22 Oct 2007 18:47

From: Jane
Subject: Fantastic Idea! S Mclean
I read your article in the Newton News. I think that this is fantastic idea. Although some still think that the first
Sun 21 Oct 2007 14:12:36

From: Jane
Subject: Bob
Bob youďľ’re the sports psychoanalyst whatďľ’s your thoughts on message below?
Fri 19 Oct 2007 09:27

From: Jane
Subject: Input for website for home
Hi

Input for website for home page. You have heard that students have help and support for any concerns or grieving that they may have. How about the Aycliffe Rugby club running something like this on home page ďľ“HELPS HEREďľ” for new & old players
Wed 17 Oct 2007 08:20

From: Soaky
Subject: England
Comm\\\'n England
Sun 14 Oct 2007 10:11

From: Jane
Subject: HELP !!!!! The Computer is playing UP!!!!

Sat 13 Oct 2007 14:52

From: Jane
Subject: Hi Shaun Pettit
Hi Shaun Pettit
Sat 13 Oct 2007 14:41

From: Jane
Subject: Any Art lovers out there?

Fri 12 Oct 2007 23:10

From: Stu Hindle
Subject:
Aw and a big hello from down under to you Tommo!
Mon 08 Oct 2007 00:39

From: Stu Hindle
Subject:
G\\\'day to you all
Sun 07 Oct 2007 12:31

From: Mad Giraffe
Subject: Neil
Hello Neil
You may well have already introduced yourself to the club for training. But your more than welcome. Have you got any very big mates? We cud do with some fat boys in the front row.Get your self down on Saturday who knows you mite end up playing. Stu McLean PRO
Fri 05 Oct 2007 08:11

From: Mad Giraffe
Subject: Ex Pom Suie Hindle
G\\\'day cobber. Was shocked to here you sodded off to oz but hope things go well for you. Stil doing the sparky game over there? What chance of a rugby tour over there for absoloutly next to nothing costs I dont fancy Kent this season.Lol.Stu McLean
Fri 05 Oct 2007 08:05

From: Macca
Subject: Tomma/Bin Laden
Tomma
Fri 05 Oct 2007 06:59

From: Macca
Subject: Stu Hindle
G
Wed 03 Oct 2007 06:46

From: TOMMA
Subject: JOKE
has stevies blairs ar*e recovered from the bike ride ?........just ask him -he said it hurt
Mon 01 Oct 2007 22:08

From: parkin
Subject: saturday
are there any pics from saturday kicking about yet?

ps
Mon 01 Oct 2007 19:44

From: Stu Hindle
Subject: G\'day
G\'day from down under. Just wondering how your all doing over there in sunny England. Weather here is hot and sunny 30 degrees and it\'s still Spring. Ausies are good crack
Mon 01 Oct 2007 08:44

From: Neil
Subject: New Starts
I just wanted to know what your entry level is for new starts. I haven\\\'t played competitively but Iďľ’m interested to have a go?
Sat 29 Sep 2007 21:39

From: tomma
Subject: england game friday
a splinter group is forming at sedgefield nags heeeeeeed to watch match and to see if couggie is still alive..at least bin laden sends a video out every now and again...open invite..talking of bin laden
Thu 27 Sep 2007 21:51

From: Jane
Subject: Archive
Sally
Wed 26 Sep 2007 23:14

From: Sally
Subject: Archive

Sat 22 Sep 2007 14:48

From: Soaky
Subject: Macca
Your not exactly Mr Slim yourself \\\'darling\\\'
Fri 07 Sep 2007 18:36

From: Macca
Subject: Paul Soakey
Shit... Paul have you been taking muscle mass powder
Fri 07 Sep 2007 06:37

From: Macca
Subject: Woz
Same to you...but somebody has to look after queen and countries interests and considering the film Sniper was made about me. I just didn\\\'t want anybody to know I was Special Forces but still take a fly\\\'s eye out at 400 yards. Nice to hear from you speak soon...
Fri 07 Sep 2007 06:31

From: woz
Subject: macca

Mon 03 Sep 2007 22:04

From: Macca
Subject: Winning Ways
Nice to see the results boys a great win by the looks of things...did the other team turn up(ha ha). Keep it up and you will no doubt have a good season see you all in Nov.
Sun 02 Sep 2007 10:38

From: J
Subject:

Mon 13 Aug 2007 13:49

From: Mad Giraffe
Subject: WANTED
WANTED URGENTLY
A reason to play rugby
A reason to train
A method of tyre removing around ones middle
Inspiration to become a role model for all young players.
A method for not blowing out of ones backside if one sets foot on the training ground.
Contact Mad Giraffe
Fri 10 Aug 2007 16:57

From: Jane
Subject:
Health Info For All on Stinging nettle...Will treat rheumatism (disorders of the muscles and joints)
Fri 10 Aug 2007 21:34

From: Jane
Subject:

Tue 07 Aug 2007 09:22

From: gaz
Subject: macca
cheers macca will do my best 2 keep the lads dwn. cya soon m8
gaz
Sat 04 Aug 2007 12:40

From: Sally
Subject: Live Bands at the Turbinia

Sat 04 Aug 2007 12:33

From: Jane
Subject: AA? :-

Thu 02 Aug 2007 09:22

From: Sally
Subject: Webpage Mistake
I am sorry I got the date of Mid Life Crisis at the Cumby arms wrong.
Sun 29 Jul 2007 18:14

From: Macca
Subject: Captaincy
Gaz
Fri 27 Jul 2007 12:31

From: Macca
Subject: Knaresborough
I will try and be there it sounds like a good day
Fri 27 Jul 2007 12:29

From: Soaky
Subject: Yo Mac Man
What is the date of your arrival back
Thu 26 Jul 2007 14:01

From: Macca
Subject: Party/Jane/Darryl
Cheers Jane you might be right
Mon 23 Jul 2007 05:48

If anyone finds this or any message offensive I will remove them Webmaster'>From: Fifth Amendment
Subject: Consider this
On 19 July 2007 11:10:0
Fri 20 Jul 2007 08:44

From: Darryl (CC)
Subject: Macca\\\'s Party
Mr.Mclaren.Hope your well... enough to carry a rifle anyway. It sounds like your in desperate need of extra cold Carling. August not too far away. Youll only need two pints and youll be booking a taxi home from the magic toilet. Actually not dissimilar to Bob each Saturday. Keep your head down chor but if you dont any chance of your Focus?
Wed 18 Jul 2007 22:44

From: Jane
Subject:
Hi everyoneďľ… & hi to all the smokers here ďľ… How is the NO smoking coming along? Or have you just chickened out of itďľ… Saying to hell with it! Well Iďľ’m still off the cigarettes & doing ok with thisďľ… See you all at the next gameďľ… Bye for nowďľ…
Sat 14 Jul 2007 17:29

From: Jane
Subject:
On 1 July 2007 9:36:4
Sun 01 Jul 2007 09:51

From: Jane
Subject:
Hi Macca... Dry for how long did you say? You know the saying... you donďľ’t need the drinkďľ… Itďľ’s only the drink that needs you ďľ… Nice to hear from you.

Jane
Sun 01 Jul 2007 09:36

From: Macca
Subject: Maddo
Definately on the piss when I get back down the club
Thu 21 Jun 2007 05:53

From: Lenny.
Subject: God afternoon all
- On Late shift this week so Training for me is
confined to the Gym and pounding the roads
Wed 20 Jun 2007 15:47

From: Maddo
Subject: Macca

Wed 20 Jun 2007 13:03

From: Macca
Subject: Trev
Cheers mate but no sun tan
Fri 15 Jun 2007 09:06

From: Trev
Subject: Macca
hello mate

Nice to hear your getting a nice tan at the tax payer expence. Just make sure you dont have a game over there or there will be hell on. take care and keep the sand out your helmet.

trev
Tue 12 Jun 2007 12:53

From: Macca
Subject: Booze Quiz
I thought I would get more than the very poor score of 31
Tue 12 Jun 2007 09:22

From: Macca
Subject:
Ha ha ha....Very funny
Sat 09 Jun 2007 09:48

From: Bob Malvern
Subject: Macca
You know that convoy that was fired on recently... what they didn\\\'t tell you was it was friendly fire... someone told macca that there was a rhino running loose!!!

think about it!!
Fri 08 Jun 2007 17:43

From: Bob Malvern
Subject: AGM Sunday
the message should have read that the AGM starts at 11am. There will be a discussion on the possibility of a new club emblem
Fri 08 Jun 2007 17:41

From: Bob
Subject: Text Message
All players need to make special effort to attend the rugby club AGM. All need to vote on new club logo 4 the 50th anniversary. 10.30am sunday 10th june.
Wed 06 Jun 2007 18:59

From: Macca
Subject: Iraq
Nice to know that someone reads the website Maddo
Tue 05 Jun 2007 06:11

From: Maddo
Subject: Macca
Macca
Mon 04 Jun 2007 11:16

From: Macca
Subject: Paul\\\'s Wedding
Good luck mate on your big day and also belated congratulations to big bob well done mate it was about time.... ha ha ha see you all in the later part of the year... Macca IRAQ
Sun 27 May 2007 08:12

From: Drew
Subject: sponsered run

Wed 23 May 2007 15:17

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